If I could ask him anything: why the metal harness and where can I get one? The Red Guy (Cow & Chicken) BATMAN ROBIN CARTOON GAY XXX FULL I’m a nineties kid, so the Cartoon Network evening lineup was part of my daily routine. The Red Guy always stood out to me (and everyone with a head) as really, really queer. He had a passion for playing dress up, hysterical mood swings, and an unapologetic pride of his prodigious rump. This guy is so fabulous he is the first and only nudist drag queen. Him (The Powerpuff Girls)Īnother member of the Cartoon Network nineties lineup, this guy is the original He-who-must-not-be-named, known more elegantly as “Him”. It takes a man of extraordinary character and confidence to look intimidating while wearing mascara, rouge, a goatee, a pink boa and thigh high hooker boots. This is probably the least obvious entry in the bunch. We all grew up assuming that Fred and Daphne were together. And yet, there was something about that ascot and monk boots that just did not fit. Why didn’t Fred dump third-wheel Velma with Shaggy and Scooby every time the gang split up, and take off with Daphne to the backseat of the Mystery Machine? (and before you even insinuate “threesome”, let me tell you Velma was NOT interested).
